In a field next to our hotel there were standing stones, a bit like stone henge. These, I am assured, are real and were set up by celtic kings long long ago.
There was also a celtic burial mound, which had a cave face held up by two rocks. This cave faced away from the road, but our hotel had put up a sign saying “Learn the Secrets of the Stones in the Ancient Burial Mound”.
We thought we should, since the opportunity had been presented to us.
So David, who was on the phone, walked around to the front of the cave, looked in, and jumped two feet in alarm. Seeing how girly he looked I quickly followed him and also jumped in horror.
Why? Because the hotel had set up a wax man in a cage inside the cave, holding two human skulls and looking like a captive zombie. There was no further explanation of the secret of the stones. Honestly, hotel.
