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Engagement

So, though it’s girly, I’ve been asked by several people, so here, well rehearsed, is an engagement story (it’s fine, I hear, from David, that there are many on the internet, so one more is not so bad).

On the 18th of June (precisely a 2.33 years after we started dating) we went for a hike in Wales. It was a slightly damp hike up a trail that went along a river in which there were many waterfalls. The man at the trail information center thought we were crazy as it was a seven mile hike and we were starting at one in the afternoon. He said it would take us 12 hours (we said we thought we could do it faster which obviously anyone not-dead could).

We started off. The waterfalls were pretty. We took a wrong turn and corrected. I asked for a ginger snap and David said we’d keep going and snack in a bit.

At the second waterfall David asked if I’d like my ginger snap and I said I was okay (because I’d already asked at the first waterfall and now that I hadn’t been given it I figured I’d better demonstrate that I could hold out as long as anyone before being given a cookie). David said he would like one and kneeled on the ground to rummage in his bag. He looked up and instead of offering the cookie offered me my great honeysuckle ring, and asked if I’d marry him (I know I’m writing this and it seems more cute than I’d usually be, but people keep asking).

We turned around and a giant bee king was crawling on David’s backpack. We saw him as an omen of peace, moved him to the side of the road, and set a cookie near him (which he rejected).

I said I would and he gave me the ring and we kept walking. We found an even better waterfall and posed there so we could pretend he’d asked me by the quite big waterfall.

We finished our walk and got back to our hotel. Tired though I was David had even more surprises in store. He produced very fancy pink campaign from our refrigerator, which he’d brought from London.

We went off to a quite fancy dinner, and returned and had our campaign. Word spread and everyone wished us luck via David’s phone (which works, even in Wales). And that’s the story of the engagement. The whole trip was lovely.

In a field next to our hotel there were standing stones, a bit like stone henge. These, I am assured, are real and were set up by celtic kings long long ago.

There was also a celtic burial mound, which had a cave face held up by two rocks. This cave faced away from the road, but our hotel had put up a sign saying “Learn the Secrets of the Stones in the Ancient Burial Mound”.

We thought we should, since the opportunity had been presented to us.

So David, who was on the phone, walked around to the front of the cave, looked in, and jumped two feet in alarm. Seeing how girly he looked I quickly followed him and also jumped in horror.

Why? Because the hotel had set up a wax man in a cage inside the cave, holding two human skulls and looking like a captive zombie. There was no further explanation of the secret of the stones. Honestly, hotel.

Welsh Hotel

In Wales we staid in a hotel that was adjacent to caves which are said to be one of the major natural wonders in the United Kingdom (we didn’t see them, as we’d intended to go to them on our last day in the morning before we drove back to London, only to find that they opened at 10:30). The hotel has capitalized on this natural wonder by erecting a park which it has filled with to-scale models of dinosaurs. As you drive toward the hotel you realize that there’s a brontosaurus looking at you through the foliage, and as you stay you slowly spot more and more intruding dinosaurs. It’s interesting.

But this isn’t the only thing the hotel has done to cast itself apart from other bed and breakfasts in the area. On no, it also has a dry ski slope (for Americans, this is something like a man-made 200 yard stretch of hill). It also has a tennis court and a bizarrely rudimentary (made entirely out of old steal piping) mini golf course. It has a pool and a snooker room and a breakfast room and it even allows pets. All the rooms had fully fitted kitchens and two TVs (one in the living room and one in the bedroom). When we entered our room we were greeted by a complimentary box of chocolates and bottle of white Californian wine.

I know, at this point you’re asking yourself, what doesn’t this hotel have. Well, let me tell you, their choices have been interesting.

For all that they provide, there are a few interesting thing that the hotel has left out. Like our room didn’t have internet, which I guess is common enough these days (even the hotels that have internet often make you pay for it). Communication difficulty with the outside world didn’t end with internet, though, as our room also didn’t have a phone. It turned out, in fact, that the hotel office doesn’t even have a phone. The only phone in the entire vicinity is in one of the famous caves. Okay, but fair enough, remove yourself from your dependence on the outside world.

But it doesn’t end there. In an interesting move the hotel has chosen to go with only water beds. That’s right, not a single mattress in the entire establishment, which, as a hotel, seems like it should primarily focus on delivering quality sleep.

But our surprise at their choices reached its peak when we discovered the room came with no soap (don’t all hotels come with soap)? Luckily, I’m moderately fussy about my shampoo and so I’d brought my own, so for four days we used shampoo as a soap substitute, until we finally acquired some Dove from a shop in a neighboring village.

So anyway, in an interesting move, the hotel came with dinosaurs, but no soap.

Road sign in Wales (without the Welsh):

Roman Ruins, 3 miles.
Big Hole, 3.5 miles.

Wales

K. David and I are off to Wales this weekend (as of tonight, which means a four day weekend!), which couldn’t come too soon. It’s been a long and hard fought week. I’ve written the better part of a chapter. My boss has been mad as a hornet (initially at my spelling, later at me), I’ve gotten grades back which were okay but is just stressful (and they were also mad at my spelling), and there hasn’t been enough running and frankly I’m just a ball of stress. And that’s just me. Gosh knows what’s been on for poor David.

But hopefully Wales will be awesome. I think I need to find an alternative job for next year. Oxigen (spelled like that intentionally…honestly, guys…) will hire me and my position is apperantly quite cool (everyone keeps telling me so at parties and The Apprentice recently started the same job as me (making much more money)), but my poor boss is frequently annoyed in a way that is just stressful for a kid from Oregon. So the quest begins. Of course, if I can’t find a job and I stay here, it’s okay, I’ll just be here for a year before the study continues, and that should rock, so fine.

Spelling!

My spelling is bad! And I catch a huge amount of flack for it! But surely you know what I’m trying to say, darn it all.

The Future

The future is bright and the work it takes is interesting.  My current paper rocks.  Yes, rocks.  In a 16th century lit theory kind of way.

Latimer

Stephanie Latimer comes today (check her weblog for reports of her visit, perhaps) and so the sun, which we’ve had for a solid two months now, has gone. Maybe Kew or Picasso this weekend, though, both of which would be good. Ah, Pomona people. They warm my heart.

Drama

They’re filming a BBC1 Drama across the road from where I live (the film crew saw me bight it the other day when I was running). It’s in an old, dirty looking Victorian house. It’s a costume drama and it’s got a clever title: It’s called Desperate Romantics, because it’s about people from the romantic period, who are desperate.

It’s the day before Pesach, a day when you’ve got to get all the bread out of your house, and you’ve got to cook for the sedar that night, and a day, apperantly, when you have to get up and see sunrise.

So.  I got up this morning and put on my running duds to go running, not to see sunrise, but just because that’s what I do.  I got up a bit early because these days it’s important to get to the library for 9:30.  I was running at about 7:15 and crossed Spaniards Road (at the top of the hill in Hampsted), to go into the heath, and passed a small group of heredi boys (real Jews, wearing black hats and curls and suits and gosh knows) and thought that was odd, this early near Hampstead Heath.  Hampstead is next to Golder’s Green, which is one of about three Jewish ghettos in London, but still, what are they doing up here?

I then rounded the corner, wearing my short-ish running shorts and t-shirt with a giant star of David and the words “Shalom from New York” printed in white, into a group of about 500 black-hat, curl having men and a few women with a thousand children each, singing to the sun.  They took up the whole enterance to the heath (there were really about 500, it was probably sort of all the heredi minions from Golder’s Green together), and it was ackward to run through them.  Everyone else I passed this morning in the heath looked dazed and bemused.

They also seem to have set up two seperate fairs in the heath, one at the top (near the Jews) and one at the bottom, nera Belsize Park and Hampstead Heath overground line.  What’s with the fairs?

Anyway, so the day started with Jews and farris wheels, and will be the library until I must go to work, and will be work until I must go help Mrs. Hirsch make Passover food.  These are the adventures to be had in London.

Google

I finally seem to be back on Google!  Yay!

I hope to re-vamp the weblog soon (as you know, it needs it) and up the quality of the posting.  Particularly because we’re now on Google again, and this could just be a bit embarrassing.  I also seem to turn up in quite a bit of literature searches, which is positive, as what I do is literature, but that could also be improved on the weblog, I suppose.

Question of the week:  Sir Philip Sidney’s feelings about visual arts?

Undergrads

Yesterday I saw a tall Scottish researcher (whose been in the library every day since I started my programme here in September) yell at an undergraduate who took his seat.

Yesterday I saw an undergraduate swear at a very famous literary critic who wouldn’t let her talk to her friend about the facebook gossip.

Today I couldn’t get a seat in Rare Books, though I’m working on printed material from the 15th century, though the average undergraduate was working on now-refuted theory from about 1975.

It’s okay, but it’s inconvenient for those of us who need first editions of metaphysical poets.

Add 81083

Additional 81083. WILLIAM SCOTT, M. P.: ‘THE MODELL OF POESYE’, an essay in criticism, and a partial translation into English verse of Du Bartas’s La Sepmaine; circa 1598-1600. Imperfect. Fair copies in a scribal italic with occasional corrections, partly autograph, the prefaces signed ‘Will: Scott’. The author (circa 1579-circa but after 1611), cadet of a Kentish family seated at Scott’s Hall, was the second son of Charles Scott (d. 1596) of Godmersham. Details of his education are unknown, but after a spell in the Ordnance he entered Parliament as junior member for New Woodstock in 1601, and is last heard of ten years later (The History of Parliament: The House of Commons 1558-1603, ed. P. W. Hasler, 1981, III, 358-9). Through his mother he was a great-grandson of the poet Sir Thomas Wyatt and a relative of the courtier Sir Henry Lee, whose will he witnessed in 1609 and whose death he commemorated in a prose epitaph (see E. K. Chambers, Sir Henry Lee, Oxford, 1936, pp.304-5). The present, unpublished, works may have been composed or revised at the Inner Temple, to which Scott was admitted in May 1595. The ‘Modell’ is dedicated to Lee and the Du Bartas to ‘my very good Uncle’ George Wyatt of Boxley. They were formerly preserved (cf. Additional MS 41499) at Ditchley Park, seat of Lee’s collateral descendants, the Viscounts Dillon (Chambers, op.cit., pp.268-9). Purchased through Messrs. Maggs, 2 March 2005. As follows:-

1. ff. 1- 50. ‘The Modell of Poesye Or The Arte of Poesye drawen into a short or Summary Discourse’; circa 1598-1600. Imperfect through loss of one or more gatherings between ff.6 and 7 and some mutilation of leaves. The title, partially obscured by mutilation of the preliminary leaf (f.1) but supplied from the first page of the text (f.3), is followed by an epigraph from the prologue to Terence’s Eunuchus and a punning motto in Greek, ‘Εκ του Σκοτου ο σπινθηρ’ [‘spark from darkness’]. Internal references establish at least the lower limit for composition. Josuah Sylvester’s ‘very well-labour’d & commendable translation of the seconde weeke of Bartas’ (f.42v) was entered in the Stationers’ Register on 21 April 1598. The description of the Earl of Essex as ‘that famous Generall of the Armye of the most famous Prince, of whome one sayes he is the true Image of the Achillean vertues’ (f.31) alludes to the dedication of Chapman’s Seaven Bookes of the Iliades of Homer, entered on 10 April 1598, and may predate Essex’s fall in 1600/1. Scott’s treatise, described as the ‘first fruits of my study’, belongs to the final decade of the sixteenth century. It represents a significant contribution to literary and prosodic theory at an important period in the development of English poetry and criticism. While taking account of the work of his continental predecessors Scaliger (1561) and Viperano (1579), and acknowledging Puttenham’s Art of English Poetry (1589), Scott pays particular attention to the Defence of Poesy (composed circa 1580; printed 1595) of Sir Philip Sidney, from whose Astrophel (1591) and Arcadia (edn. of 1593) he quotes. Discussion includes the Muiopotmos (1590) and Fairy Queen (1598) of ‘mr Spenser’ and Rosamund (1592) and The first four books of the civil wars (1595) by ‘our mr Daniel’. Though Shakespeare is nowhere named, the Rape of Lucrece (1594) and Richard II (1597) are cited and praised: see Stanley Wells, Times Literary Supplement, 26 Sept. 2003, pp.14-15. Scott’s acquaintance with recent European literature extends beyond Tasso and Guarini to French drama, with Pierre Matthieu’s historical tragedy Vasthi (1589), from which he translates a passage. Parallels drawn from the visual arts bring in Lomazzo’s Trattato dell’arte de la Pittura (1584), quoted in the original Italian rather than the English translation by Richard Haydocke (1598).

Paper: ff.50. Folio; 310 x 207mm. Thirteen gatherings: 12, 2-134. Paper of mixed stock, part watermarked with a lion and, in the answering half-sheet, a crossbow. Pages ruled in pencil with two vertical margins for the text, which is copied in a calligraphic italic hand, with occasional corrections and revisions, several apparently autograph, and Greek phrases inserted in spaces left for the purpose. Catchwords, some added later in varying scripts, occur on all but the first page of the text (f.3). Misalignment between ff.6 and 7 of a wormhole that runs at the head of the leaves between f.1 and 32 indicates the loss of one or more gatherings. Uniformity of sewing-holes shows that the ‘Modell’ and the Du Bartas were at one time bound together, specimens of the original cotton thread being now preserved with the manuscript. Notes pencilled on the title-page in a modern hand mention Scott’s epitaph for Lee and his quotation from the Rape of Lucrece.

2. ff. 51-76. Translation into English hexameters of the First and part of the Second Day of La Sepmaine ou Crėation du monde by the Huguenot poet Guillaume de Saluste, seigneur du Bartas; circa 1598-1600. Fair copy, with corrections and revisions, both autograph and scribal. Imperfect through loss of leaves at the end and mutilation of the two last surviving gatherings (ff.69-76). In the dedication to Wyatt (ff.51, 51v) Scott writes of the work as belonging to ‘my very yonge yeares’, in revising which ‘I easely acknowledge my selfe faulty of much hast; (as onely hauinge one vacation to spend about it, and my discourse of the Arte of Poesy, as your selfe can best wittnesse)…’. ‘The First DAYE of the first WEEKE of WILLIAM SALLUST LORDE DU BARTAS’ (ff.53-64v) is complete and consists of 800 verses, beginning ‘Thou yt guidst ye course of ye flame-bearinge spheares’. All that survives of ‘The Seconde DAYE’ (ff.66-75v) is 660 lines beginning ‘Let best accomplisht witts in flattringe rymes declare’ and ending ‘(Impatient of such durance) goes, turnes, runnes, all ore / His unacquainted’, which corresponds to ll.656/7 of the original (‘Remplit son parc estroit; va, vient, suit, & resuit / La nouvelle’). The source of his translation was an edition later than the first (Paris: Gadoulleau, 1578).

Paper: ff.26. Folio; 310 x 207mm. Seven gatherings: 12, 2-74. Watermark a cockatrice with fleur-de-lys and house (similar in type to Heawood nos. 842, 845-6). Text copied in a bolder, more upright italic than that employed by the same scribe for the ‘Modell’, with catchwords on all versos except at the end of the First Week (f.64v). Double-ruled margins on the right of ff.53-61 accommodate marginal notes marking the progress of the argument. Internal damage from damp repaired at the British Library.

I get to speak at the King’s College London Postgraduate Conference. How prestigious is that? Not very at all. However, it is good to present at conferences, in any case, and I’ll be presenting the paper that appeals most to the Oxford Professor that will be my my supervisor there, if I apply there for PhD-ing, so that’s good.

And I get to see add. mss. 81083 again! Which means I may, just may, be able to get something useful out of them. Rock on!

Undergrads

The British Library apparently fills up in the spring with undergraduates. This means if you don’t get into the ‘brary by 10:00 you will have a hard time finding a locker, and a harder time not getting annoyed at everyone. It’s hard to find seats (though easier in Rare Books and Manuscripts), and there are people doing any number of bizzar things (like trying to bring purses into the reading room, trying to pick up there books before they sit down, gosh knows what else).

Come summer the undergrads will be out and we can all calm down.

Protests

The Protests were really anticlimactic, though I hear they did close Liverpool Street Station. They’re still supposed to Protest tomorrow, but unless they get serious about it, I don’t think it matters all that much.

April 1st

In an interesting move, London is in turmoil over the G20. In a move very different from what we’re used to in the states, the protesters have “promised violence”. It’s not that there’s fear of violence or whatever, but rather there is “promised violence” with the stated goal of “burning bankers”. It’s the most immature thing I’ve ever heard.

It’s things like this (and the abnormal comfort with public affection) that remind you you’re not in the U.S.. In the US protests are always, it seems, peaceful. Or they have been since the 60’s-ish. When they’re not peaceful, it’s because the police are violent. The idea of intentionally violent protesters is weird, if you’re an American.

Tomorrow there are big protests and they’re closing a bunch of rail stations and “city workers” have been instructed to dress down as it’s a liability to wear a suit these days. The Ritz, next to my office, is boarded up, as are other symbols of affluence. There are maps circulated with the location of banks and other big business, which the agitators would like to attack. Isn’t that weird? Attack?

Anyway, I don’t really think much will actually happen tomorrow, but it’s an interesting thing. Watch the news surrounding the G20, if you’re a TV-owner (or know how to do that sort of thing online). It could be good.

Easter

This year all the Easter Eggs come in entirely recyclable wrap. The boxes are not plastic but rather paper, and they foil can be recycled as cans. How do I know? Because all the Easter egg boxes have a long explaination on their side about how recyclable they are.

Why is it important to recycle at Easter? Because of the Reserection and eternal life.

Re-Vamp

I want to reorgainze the weblog.  It’s going to be a process.  I’m not sure how to do it yet.

Do you see the tabs at the top?  Do you see how I added “Oregon”?  I want to add a bunch of tabs that allow me to classify different posts under different chapter headings.  I know, I know, this is supposed to be “tags” and it’s supposed to be on the side, and I suppose it could work that way, but I’d rather it be tabs at the top.

Anyway, I’m going to do that.  And hopefully have titles like:  “Oregon”, “Britain”, “Running Adventures” “Other Adventures”, or stuff like that.  I’d like to edit down this weblog and incorporate content from the old weblog, but this is all a huge task.  Maybe over Spring Break, but I don’t think so, not enough time.  Don’t know when.

The big things to do by September are:

My two little papers and my thesis (including critical survey).
My Carew paper and my Hamlet paper.
My PhD applications.
My plan for next year.

Schedule

That’s right, I can’t have a weblog without a schedule.

So. Today I’ve finished writing my damn Hamlet paper for my darned Hamlet class. I’ll edit it tomorrow.

By April 12th (about two weeks) I’ve got to finish both the Hamlet paper to a really good standard, and the paper on Gabriel Harvey.

This will give me a month to create my critical survey for my thesis, due May 11th. This is key. It’s all the reading for my thesis, and it’s good preparation and it’s worth 25% of the grade, anyway. This should be done well.

Then I’m going home from May 12th to June 2nd. That’s pretty good indeed. At home I’d like to draft my chapters. If I work hard, I can do this, and it’ll make the summer a lot less lame. As soon as I can upon coming back I’d like to talk to Giles, my supervisor, about my chapters, to see how to improve them.

From June 2nd to about June 18th I’d like to work hard and get them chapters in order. I’d like to talk to Giles before he goes away and see how to improve them even more, and also how to improve Carew again.

From June 18th to June 21st David and I are going on holiday. We don’t know where yet. I’ve also got to get out of the dorm by then.

From June 23rd to July 28th I’ve got to work very hard and work and work and finish editing my thesis. This shouldn’t be too hard, because even though it’s summer, everyone I know in London will be working very hard. If I’m at some point satisfied with my work, I should work on my Carew paper and my Hamlet paper.

I’d better also approach anyone who needs to be approached for PHD applications and also better look into canceling my phone contract.

Come 28th July we’re going to Oregon.

That’s the plan. It’s a panic.

Rights

Advertising is cheap, these days, because no one can afford it. Because of this a lot of public interests and charities are buying advertising space.

The London Police Department recently started running an ad on bus shelters saying “Anything you say can be held against you”. It’s just a big sign saying that. It’s creepy. However, creepier is the other advert which they’ve put up on other bus stops saying “You have the right [not] to remain silent”. Thank you for the information, police.

Lost

Currently I can’t find:

My British Library Card
My ATM Card
My Pearl Necklace
My Crystal Necklace

If you see any of them, please give them to me. I look forward to the days of a single residence. I know where everything is at home, though I haven’t been there for months.

Apartment

David and his father bought an apartment! It’s a beautiful little apartment and it looks out over a view of trees and London. And we’ll have a pull out couch, my loyal readers! Come visit us post-August.

Accomm E-mail

Toby, in the accommodation office, told me that the e-mail we all use to send our questions about accommodation to (accomm@kcl.ac.uk) doesn’t work. An hour (literally) after he said that, we got an e-mail from it. I told him so, and he asked me to forward the e-mail we got to him. This is his obsessive response:

Dear Hannah,

Thank you for forwarding the email to myself.

When the email account accomm@kcl.ac.uk was taken down towards the end of last year, it was immediately replaced with our web based contact form which forces visitors to select a title heading before contacting Accommodation Services. This has allowed us to reply to student queries more efficiently than ever before.

Since the email address was taken down, any emails it receives are immediately replied to with an ‘out of office’ auto reply, stating…

“Regrettably, this email account is not monitored. Should you wish to contact the Office further, regrettably, it is not possible for you to reply direct to this email, you may however, contact us as follows: on telephone: +44(0)20 7848 2759, fax: +44(0)20 7848 2724 or you may submit an on-line enquiry by accessing the Accommodation Web Pages at www.kcl.ac.uk/accomm and select “other enquiries” from the Need Help? Section in the right hand link; you will be directed to the on line enquiry form and requested to completed specific details such as name, KCL ID number and also requested to select the most appropriate heading for your enquiry from a drop down list eg acceptance of offer, other etc.”

King’s Information Services & Systems inform us that this message is automatically sent to any email address it receives a message from in any particular week, ie if you send an email to accomm@kcl.ac.uk twice or more in any one week, you will only get the automated response once.

So, the accomm@kcl.ac.uk email address technically still exists, but it is not monitored.

That said, Accommodation Services still require a method of sending emails to students with offers of accommodation and information about events such as the Inter-Residence 5-a-side football tournament. For this we use the accomm@kcl.ac.uk account.

With any email originating from this account, we make it clear that any further contact with Accommodation Services should be via phone, fax or our web contact form.

I hope this explains the situation a little better.

Best regards,

Toby

Tired

I’m so so so so so so tired. And I just want to go home now. If I went home, I’d go to the tulip gardens this weekend with my mother and I’d see the daffodils, there are so many new kinds these days, and we’d think about what to plant next year, and we’d walk around the yard and think how good the yard looks and how our little cherry trees are blooming. I’d run with my father and my good running dogs in the forest. I’d sleep in my own bed (or my sister’s bed, if she weren’t home, because her room is nicer), and I wouldn’t have to worry about all these jerky things.

Instead, I’m going to the library, and they day will be long and it will only make me more tired, and that’s just how it’ll go for the longest time.

Ant

There is one mystical boy in my office. He knows how to transfer calls. None of us know how to transfer calls but him. I’ve had jobs before that required me to transfer calls and they were always the worst, because knowing how to transfer calls is an unknowable, impossible skill. Yet Ant knows how to transfer calls.

This knowledge has let Ant into other deep understandings of the telephone system, which, in turn, leads him to confusing behavior. When Ant hangs up the phone, he puts the reciever nearly to the base, picks it up again, listens for a second, looks at it, then puts it down. Every time. What does he know that tells him that it is suspicious?

There is a machine in the library that gives you sort of half a cup of fair trade chocolate coffee for 60 pence. It’s worth it. It’s good and it’s the only caffeine you’ll get in the library.

19th

Why did I get so many views on February 19th?

The Opera (in case this is why I got so many views) wasn’t very good at all. Remember when Andrew and Bennett and Edan had a film club? This was an opera for that film club. This was an opera for Eraserhead lovers. This opera had a wood block and a and a man who came out and hit the wood block and said, in poor rhythm “Andso I decided towrite a sonnet. This sonnet has four parts. Inthe first part I talk tolove. In the second part love dis appears…”

It was bad.

If you were reading for any other reason, let me know, and I’ll tell you what I know about it.

Reading

Someday I’ll not have another job and I’ll be able to spend the whole day, 9:30-8:00, just in the British Library. Maybe the British Library will even stop being lazy and open earlier.

Pancake Day

In Britain it’s Pancake Day. I know, what the hell is Pancake Day. Weirder still, they actually mean Crepe Day.

Adults

Well, one of my first friends to be happily married is also one of my first friends to be happily pregnant, and the whole scenario seems way adult to me.

However, she’s not got her BA yet (because she comes from the world of fundamentalism, where it’s just as good to be happily married and pregnant and still owning money on your ring as to be graduated) so maybe it’s not as adult as it seems. Still, it seems damn adult.

For Stephanie

This is an interview with Aaron Kunin, who made my senior undergraduate year in literature.  Stephanie will appreciate it.  Other people may well, too.  He’s great.


1. What is the first poem you ever loved? Why?

The problem with admitting that you love a poem is that it leaves you open to all kinds of attacks. “So you love ‘Little Gidding’ . . . Why don’t you marry it?” Such attacks are unanswerable because you’ve already declared that you’re essentially treating the poem like a person. What are you supposed to say? “That’s not the kind of love I mean.” “But I’m afraid of commitment.” “They want to amend the constitution so that same-sex marriage is impossible, do you really think they’re going to let me marry a poem?”

I am not completely opposed to treating books as people. But I still think that love between people and books is not a good idea, and anyway is not the best description of my emotional response to poetry, including love poetry. Wallace Stevens has a line in the dedication to “Notes Toward a Supreme Fiction”: “And for what, except for you, do I feel love?/ Do I press the extremest book of the wisest man/ Close to me, hidden in me day and night?” He loves the person he’s addressing, Henry Church; he doesn’t love the book. Or maybe he loves the book too–he embraces it, caresses it, talks to it, etc.–but the point is that whatever love he feels for the book is the wrong kind. Because the book can’t return love.

2. What is something/someone non-“literary” you read which may surprise your peers/colleagues? Why do you read it/them?

Cookbooks. In general, I’m not a serious or talented cook, but I’m okay at baking, so I have a fairly large collection of bread recipes. I prefer recipes that use complete sentences and spell out all the steps in pedantic detail. I also appreciate recipes that have a utopian outlook, where the writer seems to believe that your life will be profoundly changed by the introduction of this food item. I think once I quoted a Jane Brody recipe (an example of the latter type) in a poem.

In a way, baking is nicer than writing, because bread feels like an absolute good, whereas the value of what you’re producing when you’re writing poetry is sort of questionable. Making bread could also be an image of writing–creating a medium for bacteria to grow in. While it’s rising, the bread is actually alive; then, of course, you kill it.

3. How important is philosophy to your writing? Why?

I’m not a philosophical writer. Certainly not in method. I’m not a rigorous enough thinker to make sustained reasoned arguments; also, I don’t usually write on philosophical topics. On the other hand, I do read philosophy, and this reading probably has an effect on me.

One work of analytic philosophy that has been important to me is J.J. Thompson’s Actions and Other Events. (I also like Donald Davidson’s response in his Essays on Actions and Events.) Thompson’s example of an action, the only one she considers, is the assassination of Robert Kennedy by Sirhan Sirhan. She dismantles the action in various ways: is Kennedy assassinated by the bullet, the gun, the finger, the act of pointing and firing, the decision to kill, the person who makes the decision? What I take from Thompson is a description of action in which intention is partly discontinuous. So, for example, Sirhan may be pointing the gun at Kennedy, but at that moment he may not actually intend to kill him, he may intend only the act of aiming the gun. Or maybe his mind is wandering–a phrase from a song is in his head, he wants a cigarette, etc.

Jalal Toufic, the writer I’m currently most interested in, is sort of a philosopher. But he also professes and practices on the side of the irrational.

The philosophy that really appeals to me is monism.

4. Who are some of your favorite non-Anglo-American writers? Why?

Pascal, La Rochefoucauld, Marivaux, Stendhal, Gide, Jabès. The most important is Jabès, although his writing is practically a collection of things that irritate me. Currently I’m interested in Scudéry, but I’ve only read one of her books: The Story of Sapho, translated by Karen Newman.

Lichtenberg, Kleist, Hoffmann, Kafka, Musil, Doderer, Canetti, Kluge. Canetti is important. His book Crowds and Power is a total account of human civilization that proposes a psychology based on food rather than sex: the most important thing is not to be eaten. I wish someone would translate more of Kluge, at least the other two-thirds of Learning Processes with a Deadly Outcome.

Shonagon, Murasaki.

Galeano, Felisberto Hernandez.

Vico.

Gogol. I should say that I didn’t get Dead Souls until Michael Clune explained it to me.

5. Do you read a lot of poetry? If so, how important is it to your writing?

I read a lot of poetry. I read a lot, compulsively. I also go to the library almost every day and spend an hour or two taking books off the shelves and looking at them. Usually not reading whole books, just a page or two. Sometimes they are books that I own and could be reading at home. I guess this practice is a form of research. Anyway, it seems to be important; I depend on it.

But I think that excessive reading is not necessarily good for you as a person or as a writer. You start to mediate every experience through some book that you’re reading or remembering. Also, people who have read too many books are unlikely to respond to a particular book: it can’t influence or even touch you because all the other books insulate you. Whereas if you’ve only read one book, that book addresses you directly.

6. What is something which your peers/colleagues may assume you’ve read but haven’t? Why haven’t you?

People who know that I teach 16th-, 17th-, and 18th-century English literature often assume that I know something about medieval literature, or, at least, that I’ve read Chaucer, or, at least, that I’ve read some of The Canterbury Tales. I don’t, I haven’t, I haven’t, I’m not going to. I have enough interests for this lifetime, so I try to be protective of books that don’t interest me, because I don’t want to read them.

I admit, within the past year, for professional reasons, I had to read Troylus and Criseyde.

7. How would you explain what a poem is to my seven year old?

I’m no expert on child education, I don’t find it very easy to talk to children, but, for what it’s worth, I would suggest that the seven year old try writing a poem.

8. Do you believe in a Role for the Poet? If so, how does it differ from the Role of the Citizen?

The short answer is no. There’s more than one way of being a poet, and there are many kinds of poems that we haven’t seen yet. But that’s not very helpful, so I will offer some suggestions.

One model for poets might be the career of the filmmaker Raul Ruiz. His work is experimental in the strong sense that he is interested in trying out unfamiliar procedures, and not terribly interested in whether his movies are good or bad. He makes movies with whatever resources (people, money, time) happen to be available; he assimilates everything to his work, so that he is basically always making movies. His movies are non-recurrent events: they don’t resemble one another. Also, he’s completely unpretentious–he describes himself as a maker of B-movies.

Another model would be the work of Madeline Gins and Arakawa. They propose radical solutions to problems. For example, their version of architecture, “reversible destiny,” is an attempt to build spaces in which death would be impossible. They are also unusual in that they privilege disabilities (such as blindness and deafness) as modes of perception.

The work of Marjorie Welish shows that the genres of lyric poetry can be used as tools for thinking and not just misplaced concreteness.

The rare moments in the history of culture where a radical politics coincides with a commitment to formal experimentation are inspiring: John Milton, Russian Constructivism, and Language writing.

To paraphrase Richard Foreman: art is subversive when it implies that the choices we’ve made as a culture are wrong, and everything could be different.

9. Word associations.

I have never been able to do word associations.

10. What is the relationship between the text and the body in your writing?

In my writing, movements tend to be a little awkward and not very fluid; one bodily configuration is abruptly replaced by another.

Sometimes people are just called “bodies.” Specific body parts are named: “the face,” “the back of the head,” “the inner ear,” “the knee,” etc. But the bodies are not highly individualized: just “the inside of the mouth” without the identifying marks that distinguish one person’s mouth from another’s. Although I often write about skin, hair, and eyes, I don’t think I have ever mentioned a particular skin color, hair color, or eye color. (In my writing, eyes are usually closed.)

Gender is sometimes assigned to bodies, but more frequently to voices. Voices are often detached from bodies, sometimes synched with other bodies, and sometimes attributed to inanimate objects.

Usually the bodies are clothed. The clothing always has pockets, except in one piece which takes place before the invention of pockets.

My writing includes exhaustive delineations of the different stages of waking and sleeping and hunger and eating.

The privileged senses are: sight, hearing, and taste. Over these I tend to privilege perceptions that are not based on crude physical sensation or clues.

There’s hardly any severe physical pain, but a lot of discomfort. Sore throats, headaches, unnamed threatening “incurable diseases” and “conditions.” Sometimes they die; sometimes death seems impossible; sometimes they die and come back.

There is no sexual intercourse in my work. All sex in my work is intercrural.

This will be a key book, I believe, in many papers, I’m afraid.

London, to bail out the theater industry, is buying a huge amount of shows tickets and giving them for free to 16-26 year olds, first come, first serve. I got a lot of fancy tickets yesterday through this program, but they’re going quite quickly, so if you think you might be coming to visit, you must tell me so I can get us tickets to something good.

That’s right, I got 4 pound opera tickets that were by one get one free, so essentially 2 pound opera tickets, and we’re going to the opera tomorrow. Who’s going? Me and David (we’ll have been dating for two years), Julia who is very nice, Sam Lees (called Slees, who is also very nice), and my boss (also nice) and his mystery second ticket haver. And Colin (lit snob) is also going but not with us, and he’s sitting in a box, whereas we’re just sitting in Row F. We made a mango and ginger cake for the occassion.

The opera is the world premier of Vita Nova- Dante’s Inferno, the Opera. It’s described as post-modern cerebral classical with Gregorian chanting. Let’s see how this is.

Aliens

As I was running in the heath today I passed three women:
Women 1: No, that was the ionic stratusphere.
Woman 2: No, I’m telling you, it was too low for that.
Woman 1: What could it have been, then. It was a rough landing.
Woman 3: I didn’t think it was so bad, and I do not think that was the ionic stratosphere (kind of snobbishly), it was clearly the enterance into the atmosphere, and it wasn’t that bumpy, for that.

Stats

Also, the announcement that I was reinvigorating the weblog has not increased my readership at all, which must mean that those loyal readers I have reviewed old material with the same loyalty that they read new material.

Moleskin

Moleskin notebooks are expensive. I can’t aford to keep notes in them, though I love them and I keep my calender in one (because that’s a calender, it’s important and it’ll last the whole year and a half). When you buy a Moleskin, it comes with an insert called “The story of a Notebook”.

I’ve got a new notes taking strategy that incorporates these expensive notebooks (it would follow that I’d have expensive notebooks and be cheap on really everything else). I take notes on scrap and then transfer the worthwhile notes to Moleskin. I underline what will be useful to me in the future in purple and quotes in blue and give page numbers in red. I’m creating my own sparknotes, ostensibly, of current important critical theory, so that I can stop reading and re-reading Barthes and Foucult, and instead just look up relavant ideas in my notes.

Badger People

Me:  What else is up there?

My Mother:  Well, we’re switching from Dish to Direct TV because I want high definition and this way we can get away from those disgusting badger people.

Me:  Badger people?

My Mother:  Yes.

Ice Driving

In London, if they can see snow, they don’t use their breaks. This means that when it’s slushy (but it’s above freezing and there’s no ice) many people run off the road because they’re afraid to break so instead they just take their chances and plow onto the sidewalk. It’s unnearving.

Rugged

Today’s run was rugged and slushy and though I set forth to discover new territory, it is probably not territory I’ll seek out again, any time soon.

Warning

On an apparently not-brick (it looks like bricks, but it must not be) building near my dorm:

Warning: Anti-Climb Paint.

Glad to be warned.

Mr. Johnson

Sent to me by the lovely Ms. Latimer:

“Mr Johnson said: “I think we’ve done pretty well in what are absolutely extraordinary circumstances.

“There’s no doubt about it, this is the right kind of snow, it’s just the wrong kind of quantities.

“My message to the heavens is: ‘You’ve put on a fantastic display of snow power but that is probably quite enough’.” “

(For those out of the loop, Boris Johnson is the highly popular, outspoken, Oxford Classics educated, Mayor of London.)

Mad

Apparently Europe is mad at the American stimulus plan, because it’s America-centric. Apparently the plan says that if you take government money to keep your business from bancruptcy, then you must buy American raw materials. Europe doesn’t think that’s fair because they want to sell us steal.

I’d say, what makes it not a good plan is that it’s forcing businesses into not-the-best business model; it’s imposing inefficiency onto already-struggling businesses and in this way government money is being spent wastefully.

Alternatively, it doesn’t make any sense for American money raised from the revenue of taxation to go into other Economies, particularly, except to repay our exorbitant national debt or our various other moral debts. That is to say, it makes sense that an American stimulous plan, put together by the American government and designed to spur the American economy, rather than solely benefit the major corporations, would incorporate an element that guarantees a disperse of the stimulus, something which apparently was far from guaranteed, as Europe has now highlighted.

Europe’s alarm, in many ways, highlights the flaw in governmental donations to large corporations, because American industry very rarely benefits from American manufacturing, as almost all products can be manufactured over seas more inexpensively than in America. I don’t know how a bank bailout works, but an industrial bailout would very rarely stimulate American industry.

So perhaps it’s legitimate, Europe. Also, the world will necessarily benefit from an improved American Economy, because if American’s are more wealthy they will buy cars, both from companies that buy American steal and those that buy European steal, everyone will benefit.

Guarded Response

In response to my previous complaint regarding the avant gaurde, I was sitting in Starbucks today, listening to one boy say “Well if none of us matter then of course neither does Nietche”, and another girl say “well, if you ever read Checkov, you’ll find it’s just about how the world is rubbish and live is rubbish and it’s all quite depressing, really”. Fine, Britain, you’ve got your avant guarde, and you keep them in Starbucks.

Rooms Closed

Once there was a sign at the Rare Books Reading Room saying “Room Full; No further readers will be allowed into rare books, as all desks are taken”. Disappointed, I headed towards Humanities Reading Room 1 (a room for people whose books aren’t that special, anyway, filled with undergraduates and others who aren’t as textually snobbish as I). Two steps later, however, I considered the library’s dedication to twarting everyone, all the time, and so thought it might be profitable to try to go in.

I went into Rare Books, only to have the guarde smile and welcome me, and to sit at one of the OVER 100 empty desks.

This, again, was a test to see who is truly an insider at the British Library, and who knows enough to get what they want, even when the library insists that they can’t.

The point

The point of the last post is:

1. Unlike at Pomona, the people in my program rank themselves in the world literally by which works they’ve edited (i.e. the girl who thinks she’s super-smart thinks she’s smart because she re-edited an edition of Henry V, not because she’s watched a lot of Fallini and Antoni Oni films with subtitles).

2. Once I went from the British Library to Canary Warf, and found the transition striking.

I guess in London there arn’t hipsters in the way there are in California. Here, anyone who is wearing a cordory jacket seems really to be wearing it because it is cold, and no one is willing to put patches on the elbows. Similarly, scarves are warn for warmth and glasses are functional, rather than statement making. Though a lot of the apperal here looks painfully hip, somehow it’s just pathetically seasonally appropriate, leaving a literature department that is far from the neigh-beatnik, deep, Kant-reading, post-modernists of undergraduate, and instead is just a bit normal people chatting about stuff. Even the literature-in-theater program with which my program is paired is far from hip.

The British Library is different. The British Library is the last vestage of hip humanities people, drinking coffee, is-quoting Derrida and explaing what they’ve just done as being “derridian”, wearing palpable scarves. In the British Library, at least, the civilized intelegencia remains cool.

One of the most interesting things you can do is go from the British Library’s blinding elitism-based-in-literature to Canary Warf, the financial center of the city which is itself made of glass and steal, as is everyone there. In Canary Warf cool is pin-striped, and momentum is an upward, and newly downward spiral that begins at the tickertape and goes up beyond the glass office blocks. The vibe is ridiculously far from anyone who ever thought about post-structuralism as a life-choice.

But that’s not the point, in fact, it’s entirely tangential. The point is that there’s a new avant gaurde. In London there is a need to re-build Bloomsbury, because the intellegencia here all wear kacki and base their snobbiness not in a larger sense that they are deeper than anyone else, but in the relatively shallow sense that they’re experts in their own excessively narrow fields.

This is a call for all lit students to talk about art, to drink coffee not for caffine but for kitch, to join film clubs or be too good for all the film clubs that are around, anyway, and so not join as a statement.

Together, we’ll rebuild Bloomsbury, a world of pan-humanities based elitism.

February has started with quite a bit of snow in London, for which they were not prepared.

The day started with a tenous journey down the hill in my down very Londoned sage and baige cowboy boots, which involved a certain amount of slipping as the powdery four inches turned entirely to ice. The train into King’s X was crowded, as it was the only train running at all. David’s super-phone told him that nothing was running, and that his route to work would be creative, and I decided work was unattainable, and I’d better just head to the British Library.

Starbucks, which I increasingly adore, was the only thing open on all of Euston, and so I headed there to wait for the library to open at 9:30, as I always do when I go to the library in the morning. The library, as you may know, has a courtyard with gates that open at 8:45, so that people can get into the library cafe and caffinate before a long day of researching. From my outlook in Starbucks I noticed at ten after nine that the gates had not opened. I became nervous. When they still hadn’t opened at 9:23 I gave up, waited the seven minutes for proof, watching the line of researchers forming along the sidewalk, faithfully waiting for the gates to open. At 9:30, when the courtyard hadn’t even opened, I gave up, realizing the flaw in even trying to head to the British Library, which is notoriously the laziest, least helpful institution, ever, and began a pathetic run (in my now soggy pink boots) to Chancery Lane and the King’s College Library.

Nothing is open in London, and the sidewalks are ice, and the snow keeps falling.

The King’s Library is open, but only for “research”, because none of the librarians has come in, but the guy who unlocks the door is here, so you can get to the books.

Upon getting to the computer, I read my e-mails which say “since there is only a skelatal train service, and no bus service, most of your classes will probably be canceled”. This is a lot like saying “we don’t know what’s happening, but you should go to class, only to later conclude that it’s not happening”. Not very helpful.

So I’m in the library today, and I may go to class, but it’s darned snowy and gosh knows how I’ll get home.

Well, I’m embarrased how neglected I’ve let the weblog become, and I’m thankful to my followers who demand further webloging, and London’s quite frusterating at the moment, so weblog go!

Today I got to hold second-round interviews for my assistant at work. That’s quite exciting.

And today I found that Professor Runions thanks me in her book “Queering Non-Humans” for working as a research assistant. Thank you professor Runions. She also thanks Professor Kunin, so I’m thanked in the same book as Kunin.

Back

I have a story of an epic run to tell, but I’ve got to pack and get back to London.

Caffine

My Mother: Oh! What’s this? Oh, it’s a present from your secretary. That’s nice. It’s coffee.

My Father: It’s decaf.

My Mother: What?

My Father: I think she must hate me. I don’t know what I did.

2300

Right now I’ve got 2300 views, which is pretty good.  It was helped by a huge spike in views the day I announced he return of the weblog in a hard-core way.

In about a day (on Saturday) I head back to England again, which means a return to procrastination, which means the weblog should be darned good, indeed.  Keep reading.

Attention Span

My father and I sit in a room, both trying to do our work. I say “Look, it’s the 15-pound club” and point to the little dog and the big cat, who are sleeping together.

My Father: I bet Oscar’s not 15 pounds, and I bet Fatso is more than 15 pounds.

Me: I don’t know.

My Father: (Putting down his work) We need to have an animal weigh in. (Brings out the bathroom scale) I’m writing this down, this is important data.

New Age

My father had the new age channel on while he was doing the dishes because it sooths the dogs into a trance.

My Father: This is called “Alone” by Moby. Before that was “Swimming with Stones”.

Me: Give me the clicker. The new age is driving me crazy.

My Father: It seems like it’s driving you crazy, but then you wait 10 minutes and you realize it’s soothing you.

Big City Mayors

Reports the Wall Street Journal about the customary meeting between the Mayor of London (Boris Johnson) and the Mayor of New York (Michael Bloomberg), shortly after Johnson took office:

“Days after his election, New York Mayor Miachel Bloom berg stopped by, and there was a little mix-up over the customary gifts. Mr. Bloomberg gave the new London mayor a Tiffany And Company signature box with a crystal apple symbolizing New York Cit. In return he got a button-down dress shirt covered witha map of London’s subway system from Mr. Johnson, who confessed it was an impromptu choice. ‘I am a very proud user of his crystal apple. Where is his crystal apple?’ Mr Johnson looks around and comes up empty-handed. ‘Someone shot-putted it into the THames. I don’t know what happened to it. Very very very very beautiful object. I’m very greatful to New York and it’s citizens for my crystal apple.’”

If he wanted to be, Boris Johnson could be from Oregon.

All I can say is that I acknowledge that I’ve been massively remiss in the weblog, something that is dissappointing for us all. I was just about to get motiviated, too, but then I realized WordPress had changed their format, and that shot my productivity in the foot. However, having aquired real cowboy boots, finally, and returning to London in six days it’s time to get serious about the whole thing and revitalize the weblog with a new sense of irony. I’ve also got a cowboy belt with rhinestones, so take that.

Nothing’s up here: the last big news was my faceoff with the pretty mean steward on the flight home and the deer netting I’ve been putting up all over the yard, however, I’m on on petrol and looking out for good stories.

Things to watch for this spring include: My two courses on “Hamlet” and “The Faierie Queen”, both of which should be damn interesting, the development of my PhD schemes, David’s search for real estate (and I love real estate!), Stephanie Latimer’s move to London, and whatever else adventury might happen. I’ve got high hopes (and, given my boredom over winter and ensuing extreme gym time, super-strong abs). This could not but lead to good.

For New Years

Before January 1 I’m going to finish all my school work. This way I’ll have ten days at home without work. Yep. Yee-haw.

Son of God

My Sister: Well, grandfather, you don’t believe in God, do you?
My Grandfather: I don’t believe, with my human brain, I can understand or sense all the forces at work in our wide and infinite universe. I am sure that there are thousands of forces at work which I don’t know anything about.
My Sister: So you do believe in God?
My Grandfather: …
My Sister: So we’re coming up on Christmas, now, Grandfather, which is the birth of Jesus. Jesus was the son of God. Do you believe that, grandfather?
My Grandfather: I am the son of God.
My Sister:…
My Grandfather: And you are the daughter of God, and we are all the children of God.
My Sister:…Fine, grandfather.

Yes and No

My Father: I think something tried to attack this computer and put a virus on. Something said “download new software” and I thought “no” so I clicked “No”, but now it keeps coming up, but I clicked “No”.
Me: Those things are tricky. Sometimes even clicking in the box at all is a problem. You should just close it by clicking the “x” when that happens.
My Father: I shouldn’t click it. I should click the “X”?
Me: Yes.
My Father: I should click it. I should click the “x”.
Me: Yes.
My Father [To my mother whose just come in]: I think I put a virus on that computer. A box kept coming up that said AIS and I clicked “No”, but Hannah says clicking at all is wrong.
My Mother: AIG?
My Father: Maybe.
My Mother: That’s the anti-virus software. It wants to update.
My Father: Oh.
My Mother: So you’ve been saying “no, no, don’t protect me, keep away”.
My Father: Well, it’s a confusing world where no means yes and yes means no. I don’t want to be involved!

French

Me:  Well, Oscar doesn’t really have a chin, does he?

My Mother: Well, he’s a papillon, so he’s French, which is how they are.

Snow

It’s snowy in Oregon, which is pretty rare.  Oscar thinks it’s food.

St. Paul

The British Library librarian walked over and handed me a book and said “sorry”. I said “no prob” and he walked off.

I looked at the book and it was not one that I’d ordered. In fact, it wasn’t even a book that I’m allowed to see. It was an unbound 1581 editions of St Paul’s Epistle to the Ephesians, which is the first edition published in English, which I should not not not have access to, fancy though I am. I also certainly didn’t order it, as I’m working on Thomas Carew.

So why give it to me and why “sorry”. I hope it’s not cursed.

Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford

Were I a king

Were I a king I could command content ;
Were I obscure, unknown should be my cares;
And were I dead, no thoughts should me torment,
Nor words, nor wrongs, nor loves, nor hopes, nor fears.
A doubtful choice, of three things one to crave,
A kingdom, or a cottage, or a grave.

White Hair

These curious locks, so aptly twined,
Whose every hair a soul doth bind,
Will change their auburn hue and grow
White and cold as winter’s snow.

While I’ve been in London I’ve developed a white streak in my hair.  Boo.

At the moment what I’m doing is looking at this manuscript (i.e. handwritten text) from 1621, which seems to be more or less a pornography written by some annonymous guy about Dr. John Donne and his wife.  It’s ackward.  However, what I’m claiming (in response to a prompt; I did not chose Barthes myself) is that the invocation of an author’s name does not close the text, but rather the author is just another legendary figure, whom one might hyperbolize.  I’m saying that clearly Early Modernism (which is a bit of a contradiction, because Donne stresses that it is modernism that obsesses too much about the author) is not limited by the author, but rather that the author is the Early Modern’s muse, and so criticism has nothing to do with, as Barthes would claim, “In literature it should be this posivitism, the epitome and culmination of capitalist ideology, which has attached the reatest importance to the ‘person’ of the author.  The author still reigns in histories of literature, biographies of writers, interviews, magazines, as in the very consiousness of men of letters ansious to unite their person and their work through diaries and memiors.  The image of literature to be found in ordinary culture is tyrannically centered on the author,his person, his life, his tastes, his passions, while criticism still consists for the most part in saying that Baudelaire’s work is the failure of Baudelaire the man.”  That’s right, Barthes is wrong for early modernism, which does not seek to discover anything about the author, but which rather seeks to create the author from scratch.

AN ELEGY UPON THE DEATH OF DR. DONNE,
DEAN OF PAUL’S.

CAN we not force from widow’d poetry,
Now thou art dead, great Donne, one elegy,
To crown thy hearse ?   Why yet did we not trust,
Though with unkneaded dough-baked prose, thy dust,
Such as the unscissor’d lecturer, from the flower
Of fading rhetoric, short-lived as his hour,
Dry as the sand that measures it, might lay
Upon the ashes on the funeral day ?
Have we nor tune nor voice ?   Didst thou dispense
Through all our language both the words and sense ?
‘Tis a sad truth.   The pulpit may her plain
And sober Christian precepts still retain ;
Doctrines it may, and wholesome uses, frame,
Grave homilies and lectures ; but the flame
Of thy brave soul, that shot such heat and light,
As burn’d our earth, and made our darkness bright,
Committed holy rapes upon the will,
Did through the eye the melting heart distil,
And the deep knowledge of dark truths so teach,
As sense might judge what fancy could not reach,
Must be desired for ever.   So the fire,
That fills with spirit and heat the Delphic choir,
Which, kindled first by thy Promethean breath,
Glow’d here awhile, lies quench’d now in thy death.
The Muses’ garden, with pedantic weeds
O’erspread, was purg’d by thee ; the lazy seeds
Of servile imitation thrown away,
And fresh invention planted ; thou didst pay
The debts of our penurious bankrupt age ;
Licentious thefts, that make poetic rage
A mimic fury, when our souls must be
Possess’d, or with Anacreon’s ecstacy,
Or Pindar’s, not their own ; the subtle cheat
Of sly exchanges, and the juggling feat
Of two-edged words, or whatsoever wrong
By ours was done the Greek or Latin tongue,
Thou hast redeem’d, and open’d us a mine
Of rich and pregnant fancy ; drawn a line
Of masculine expression, which, had good
Old Orpheus seen, or all the ancient brood
Our superstitious fools admire, and hold
Their lead more precious than thy burnish’d gold,
Thou hadst been their exchequer, and no more
They each in other’s dung had search’d for ore.
Thou shalt yield no precedence, but of time,
And the blind fate of language, whose tuned chime
More charms the outward sense : yet thou mayst claim
From so great disadvantage greater fame,
Since to the awe of thy imperious wit
Our troublesome language bends, made only fit
With her tough thick-ribb’d hoops to gird about
Thy giant fancy, which had proved too stout
For their soft melting phrases.   As in time
They had the start, so did they cull the prime
Buds of invention many a hundred year,
And left the rifled fields, besides the fear
To touch their harvest ; yet from those bare lands,
Of what was only thine, thy only hands
(And that their smallest work,) have gleaned more
Than all those times and tongues could reap before.
But thou art gone, and thy strict laws will be
Too hard for libertines in poetry ;
They will recall the goodly exiled train
Of gods and goddesses, which in thy just reign
Was banish’d nobler poems ; now with these,
The silenced tales i’ th’ Metamorphoses,
Shall stuff their lines, and swell the windy page,
Till verse, refined by thee in this last age,
Turn ballad-rhyme, or those old idols be
Adored again with new apostacy.
O pardon me, that break with untuned verse
The reverend silence that attends thy hearse,
Whose solemn awful murmurs were to thee,
More than these rude lines, a loud elegy,
That did proclaim in a dumb eloquence
The death of all the arts : whose influence,
Grown feeble, in these panting numbers lies,
Gasping short-winded accents, and so dies.
So doth the swiftly-turning wheel not stand
In th’ instant we withdraw the moving hand,
But some short time retain a faint weak course,
By virtue of the first impulsive force :
And so, whilst I cast on thy funeral pile
Thy crown of bays, oh let it crack awhile,
And spit disdain, till the devouring flashes
Suck all the moisture up, then turn to ashes.
I will not draw the envy to engross
All thy perfections, or weep all the loss ;
Those are too numerous for one elegy,
And this too great to be express’d by me.
Let others carve the rest ; it shall suffice
I on thy grave this epitaph incise:—

Here lies a king that ruled, as he thought fit,
The universal monarchy of wit ;
Here lies two flamens, and both those the best :
Apollo’s first, at last the true God’s priest.

S.Latimer

It looks like, if all goes as intended, Ms. Latimer will be joining me in London come spring, which will mean we can get a little apartment and live like real people.  Anyone else care to join?  We’d totally take all roommates.

Milk

In the graduate student housing kitchen, people let their milk spoil.  Really frequently and unilaterally, people let their milk spoil.  Like most, I’m pretty put off by spoiled milk, and I’ve found that every night that I stay at the dorm, I dream about spoiled milk, the endemic has become so severe.  Why let milk spoil?  In life, I’ll have a little refrigerator with a very little milk in it, which I will use well before it spoils.

UK Rain

Add on the subway:

Why put up with UK rain when you could go to Ukrain!

Running

The weather is great for running and running is great!  Unfortunately, there are a few sketchy types in London who make it less cool, but it’s still absolutely excellent.

Theft

Mr Farhad Hakimzadeh, a former British Library Reader, is due to appear at Wood Green Court today (Friday 21 November). Hakimzadeh has pleaded guilty to ten counts of theft from the Library, and asked for further charges to be taken into account. He has also admitted theft from the Bodleian Library in Oxford. Sentencing in this case is expected later today and you may have seen coverage of the case in this morning’s press.

Hakimzadeh used considerable skill, deceit and determination to steal leaves, plates and maps from collection items. In many instances his thefts were initially difficult to detect. The items he mutilated are mainly 16th, 17th and 18th century items, with a lesser number of 19th and a few 20th century items. The predominant subject area is the West European engagement with Mesopotamia, Persia and the Mogul [Mughal] empire (roughly the area from modern Syria to Bangladesh), and western travel and colonisation / exploration.

Readers should be assured that theft from the British Library is an extremely rare occurrence. As Readers will appreciate, we are a library, not a museum. We are committed to making our collections available in the interests of scholarship and research, and to do this an element of trust is necessary. Hakimzadeh fundamentally betrayed this trust.

I know that Readers will share the anger we feel about this crime. The Library takes very seriously its duty to protect the collections for your use, and for the generations of Readers to come. We have zero tolerance of anyone who harms our collections and will pursue anyone who threatens them with utmost vigour.

The successful prosecution of Hakimzadeh follows a thorough and detailed investigation by Library staff and the Metropolitan Police. This led to the recovery of some of the items stolen by Hakimzadeh, and civil proceedings are now underway to recover further items and to seek financial compensation.

The Library has been heartened by the generous co-operation it has received during this investigation from a number of institutions and from other libraries in this country and abroad.

Should any Reader have a concern about the security of a collection item, please do speak to a member of Reading Room staff.

Dame Lynne Brindley

Chief Executive Officer

The British Library

Dorms

The good thing about dorms is also the bad thing.  The thing is, as soon as you walk out of your door, you see two or three friendly, smiling faces who’d like to chat and make small talk.  This is very nice and is always pleasant to see, but it is bizzarly different than a regular living situation.  In regular life, when you come home there is either one or two or three of the other people you live with in your home, and there aren’t any other people.  If the three people you live with aren’t home, there isn’t anyone and you have to read or watch TV by yourself for a bit.

I like to socialize and I can chat anyones ear off, we all know that, but I look forward to someday coming home and walking in the door and knowing exactly who I’ll see if I see anyone, and maybe not see anyone, because its a regular living situation.  Jee! I look forward to December!

John Donne Jr.

The weirdest thing John Donne’s son has said, so far, is “And, although in some parts of the World the Sun may see the Men eating their god, and in six hours journy farther, he may see the gods eating the Men, although he may have behld as many Religions, as he produced Insects, yet he could tell us of no such Python, as appeared here, who swallowing up all the other Heretiques, pretended that he himself was the very Son of God; not knowing how dearly that Imposter payed for it, that adventured upon that designe, but in the day of Queen Elizabeth; for though it be true, That he that is baptizedinto Christ, may put on Christ, his person, nay Him, so that God may take him, for his own Christ, and look uponhim, as all Mankide, Yet, ’tis a hard matter to appear so before Man, for Homo Homini daemon, we see nothing, we hear of nothing but the Imperfections of one another, and then we are not only content to ground our Faith upon slight reports, but to believe, even impossiblities.

What, Mr. Donne, what?

Conclusions

CONCLUSION: Donne wants personal salvation and immortality, but he sees death as necessary to achieve ultimate internal life. Associated with this, he has no desire to gain immortality through living memory by publishing his work, in fact, he has encountered so many problems with the uncontrolled attention achieved by publishing, that he would rather limit or cease all transmission of his work entirely. Though its hypothesizes that this is true only with his embarrassing, overly explicit love poems, it seems to be true of his very respected sermons as well. In the case of the sermons, Donne seems to conceive of his work as a preacher essentially as that of a performer; he ties his sermons to the date and season in which they will be recited, and he fills them with drama in their presentation so that they live in the moment that they are acted. Donne never makes the decision to print himself, but when his sermons go to print they are always already not his property but the property of his patron, and ultimately, once they are printed, they are public property. After Donne’s death his works begin to have an afterlife in print. His last sermon, Deaths Dvell, is not only printed but its preface is addressed “to the reader,” inviting the reader to engage in a dialogue with the text. In at least one case, the reader takes up this invitation and beings to inscribe a manuscript about biblical and textual immortality in the printed copy of Donne’s sermon. This dialog continues as Donne’s son, also called John Donne, determines that he should print as many of his father’s works as possible, and so he claims authority over them, edits them, and publishes them. Ultimately Donne’s son claims that text exists on another kind of timeline, primordially Christian, always true in the past and future. This basic truth contained within text immortalizes the author as well as the editor, but takes authority away from both, placing it instead in a basic, authorless, truth.

Hamley’s

My Father: What’s this store you’re working in?

Me: Hamley’s. On Regent Street. It’s famous. It’s the biggest toy store in Europe.

My Father: Yah? Well, there’s a famous saddle-maker out in Stanton, on the boarder with Idaho, who is the biggest saddlemaker in Oregon, which is also called Hamley’s.

News

Me: What’s up?

My Father: On the way to Coos Bay I saw a bob cat.  The cayotes sounded closer than usual yesterday.  It sounds like they’re in LaVerne’s yard.  Lee has an infection.  Obama won the election.

Lines

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the line that coils around the courtyard in front of the British Library right before it opens at 9:30 in the morning.  Who ever saw such lines for a library?

Strike

In Britain they warn you when they’re going to strike.  You’d think that this would make the strikes kind of ineffective, but instead what happens is everyone goes about life as usual, as though they don’t expect a strike, and then are really inconveineced when the strike occurs.  It’s bizzar.  For example:

British Library: Industrial Action Affecting the British Library- Monday 10 November 2008

On Monday 10 November the Public and Commercial Services Union (PCS) will be taking national industrial action.  The British Library’s staff includes a significant number of PCS members, some of whom we anticipate will be taking part in the strike, which is directed at the Goverment as opposed to the Library in particular.

Although we plan to open our REading Rooms, exhibitions and public areas, it is highly likely that we will have to limit our services or opening hours, depending on evels of participation in this strike action.

WE WOULD THEREFORE STRONGLY ENCOURAGE READERS AND VISITORS TO AVOID TRAVELLING TO THE LIBRARY ON MONDAY 10 NOVEMBER.

Updates will be posted on our website throughout the day- www.bl.uk.

Free Tea

Today is a day of free tea.  I came into town at a normal working time, which meant I got to King’s Cross about an hour and a half before the British Library opened at 9:30.  Getting off the OVERGROUND TRAIN (yay for overground trains!) I was handed two free tea bags and free water by the train company, in order to encourage me not to be mad about all the train works going on.  Fine, I’m not mad, I’ll take your tea.  Thank you.

What do you do in London when it’s cool and it’s an hour and a half until the library opens?  Not go to the tea shop next to the British Library, because you’re here too early, and the shop isn’t accessable because the library court yard is still locked you’re here so early.  Also, you’re mad at them because they only take cash, which the country has just trained you not to use.  No, you go to Starbucks across Euston Street, because they’re open and they take cards.  And what does Starbucks do on this morning blessed by good beverage-economics?  They give you a free voucher for a seasonal drink (gingerbread hot chocolate) for tomorrow.  And so today is a day of free tea.

JLE

On the Jewish Learning Exchange’s calender events men can go to are blue and events women can go to are red, and events everyone can go to (there’s only three of these) are green.  Interestingly enough, that’s probably how you’d seperate them for Kosher, too, and foods with milk would be blue, foods with meat would be red, and foods that were neither would be green or yellow.

I’m cold.

It’s just true. Most of today I’ve had really cold feet and have been running around to just try to get a phone contract set up in a way that just cannot happen.  They will not let it.  The process is frusterating and fills me with depression, but its slightly sorted now, can be put away (by “sorted” I mean, I gave up) and I’m going to cheer up and read about John Donne.  I just wish wish wish they heated the library better!

Snow in October

The first snow in October in London in 74 years caught everyone off gaurd, and all the girls slipped around in their ballet flats, and all the boys suits got stained with slush, and yet the sun came out this morning and while it didn’t mealt the snow, the world was cheerfully cold.

Knoxville Girl

We were just heading out to the Sister’s Rodeo, and we were listening to what passed for cowboy music, given the music available in the car. The twag of appalacia was heavy, and we felt real rodeo appropriate.  Just as we came to the junction between Highway 99 and I-5, I started listening to the lyrics of the song that was playing, which were this:

I met a liitle girl in Knoxville, a town we all know well,
And every Sunday evening, out in her home I’d dwell,
We went to take an evening walk about a mile from town,
I picked a stick up off the ground and knocked that fair girl down.

She fell down on her bended knees for mercy she did cry,
Oh Willy dear don’t kill me here, I’m unprepared to die,
She never spoke another word, I only beat her more,
Until the ground around me within her blood did flow.

I took her by her golden curls and I drug her round and around,
Throwing her into the river that flows through Knoxville town,
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl with the dark and rolling eyes,
Go down, go down, you Knoxville girl, you can never be my bride.

I started back to Knoxville, got there about midnight,
My Mother she was worried and woke up in a fright,
Saying “Dear son, what have you done to bloody your cloths so?”
I told my anxious Mother, I was bleeding at my nose.

I called for me a candle to light myself to bed,
I called for me a hankerchief to bind my aching head,
Rolled and tumbled the whole night throught, as troubles was for me,
Like flames of hell around my bed and in my eyes could see.

They carried me down to Knoxville and put me in a cell,
My friends all tried to get me out but none could go my bail,
I’m here to waste my life away down in this dirty old jail,
Because I murdered that Knoxville girl, the girl I loved so well.

It turns out this is from the genre of Appalacian music called the Willy song, which are songs, always about socially awkward boys named Willy or William, who kill their loves and now are sad and must die or go to gaol.

Pergola

So. In Golder’s Hill Park, next to Hampstead Heath, there is something called the Hill Garden. In the Hill Garden there is the biggest pergola you’ve ever seen, growing roses and wastiria. The Hill Garden is seperate from the regular park, and is open from 8:00 am to 6:30 pm (times change throughout the year). In case you’re not sure what a pergola is, it’s like a trelace.

So, early one morning, at about 8:15, I found myself in the Hill Garden, running through this quarter-mile long pergola. I went up the stairs and to the platform, and down the alleyway of vines and finally down the spiral stairs (because the pergola is raised above the garden), only to discover that the gate was not only closed but locked by an ancient pad lock filled with spider webs. What? How did this ancient lock get here? Fine, I’ll run to the other gate. When I got there I found the other gate was locked.  Because I was now below the Pergola, I considered climbing up to it to see if I couldn’t get out that way, but instead I took the spiral stairs up to the cage-like structure.  I ran down the half-mile length of the Pergola, to the other end that overlooks Golder’s Green, only to find that I was entirely locked in to what amounted to a giant human-size hampster cage (this is where they got the name Hampstead; it’s from when all the people realize they’re locked in a pergola).

I jumped the fence and tore my leg to get out and ran on, never to run the pergola again (though I’ve walked it quite a bit since then).

Children’s Day

Yesterday was a children’s day at the British Library, which meant the place was literally swarming with children.  They were on all the escalators and all the stair cases (which there are many in the British Library), they were sitting on the ground and they were clearly inspiring rage in all the regular researchers who were there and who wanted to do their work.  At the British Library, however, you need a library card to go in the reading rooms or near any of the books, so in literature land everything continued as normal.

Today the Strand Campus (my campus and the campus closest to the main King’s College Library in London) is closed unexpectadly, and so today the King’s College Library is having undergraduate day, which is to say that the place is literally swarming with undergaduates and I can’t find anything and they make out on the stairs IN FRONT OF the library.  The undergraduates disrupt the function of the library more than the children at the British Library, throwing me into a panic of frustration and causing me to go home early to read at home.  That’s right, I’m so alarmed by the whole thing, I’m forced to read at home.  I never read at home. I seperate work from sleep (because all I really do at home is sleep).   Oh…undergraduates…honestly.

Also, I’d like to note, King’s College Library has been frusterated by the over-zealous of my course, who have seen fit to take out every book ever on anything.  Except Donne.  No one’s interested in Donne.

We all remember, from Color Theory in Renaissance Literature class, Professor Kunin’s focus on Issac Newton’s apparent masochism. We remember his explanation of Newton’s notebooks (which we’d just read for class) that go over Newton’s experiments with color and poking himself in the eye. We remember the theoretical conversation that occurs when Newton visits Professor Kunin’s apartment (an apartment which lives in legend as being furniture-less to avoid over stimulation) in which professor Kunin, focused on making Newton happy and his apparent masochism

Newton! Surely you'd like a desk!

Newton! Surely you would like a desk!

says “Oh, and could I get you a more uncomfortable chair, Mr. Newton?”. The British Library thinks about Newton in the same way as Professor Kunin does.

“Could I get you a more uncomforatble chair, Mr. Newton?”

700 Pound House

So.  As we all know, when I am not working I look at venture real estate on the internet and imagine houses.  Yesterday I was looking and I found a house listed in Hampstead Garden Suburb, which needed minor remodel (the kitchen was bright seafoam green) but which had wood floors and four bedrooms and a really nice yard for just 700 pounds (about $1000).  I figured it was an error but I called the real estate agent this morning, just in case, and he said that he couldn’t tell if it was an error but I couldn’t buy it even if it wasn’t, because he would.  Loser! I want a 700 pound 4-bedroom house!

In Britain, they don’t have Thanksgiving nor do they think much of Halloween.  That means Christmas season starts literally October 1st.  Isn’t that kind of a lot of Christmas? On the other hand, we got my mother the most excellent Christmas persent the other day.  It’s a long festive season, leading up to a long period of what I assume must be withdrawl in the spring.

Discovery

Me: And you know what else I discovered today?

David: Another amazing, previously undiscovered, manuscript by Donne, this time a sermon?

Me: No. I discovered that the British library has amazing looking cake. I’m sure they have other amazing things too, but I had juice there today and I noticed they have amazing looking cake.  We should go for cake someday.

David: Oh. Okay.

Donne

I’ve got the coolest book at the moment.  At the British Library you can’t check books out, or even move them from room to room, but you can look at amazing things in the reading room.  What constitutes amazing things, you might ask.  Well, I’ve got the first edition of Donne’s poetry.  Actually the first.  What am I going to do with that?  I don’t know, but I’ll figure it out.  I want it to be something to do with how concerned he was about transmission, and how disinterested he was in ever having any of his poems printed.  Almost none of them appear in print before his death, which is why I have an edition from 1633, printed by his son.

The point, though, is, that I have the first edition of Donne, actually from 1633, right here.  Jee! That’s neat.

47

Home in 47 days and counting.  Next Sunday, it’ll be 40.

Oh…Britain

I was talking to a friend yesterday and I said “no, living in Britain is lovely. I mean, every so often there are things that make you say ‘Honestly, British people? Honestly?’, but it’s lovely.”

I’ve realized that since I’ve been living in and doing laundry in the dorms, the only things that have gone missing (or that I’ve noticed) are my more alluring bras, specifically, push up bras. Honestly, Britain!?

Why, on a weblog called Cowboy Boots and Libraries in London, is there not more posts about the famous British Library, where I work with genuine origninal handwriting form poor Donne himself, and that sort of thing?  Because it’s too ridiculous for words.  However, if we were going to try to have words for it, what would they be?  They’d be vinnettes, like this:

A woman’s phone rings quietly.  Shes a reader and she gets very alarmed.  She grabs her phone, whispers something into it, and runs from the reading room, while literally being pursued by three disgruntled librarians power walking after her.  The entire reading room watches the specticle.  Three minutes later the library phone rings.  It rings and rings and rings and rings until, five rings later, the librarian looks up with a bored quality, and answers it loudly with “Inquiry please”.

I go up to the desk to ask a question and the librairian yells at me “I can’t hear you, could you speak up!?”  I whisper again and she yells “I can’t hear you, could you speak up?!”  I refuse to speak up and she eventually leans towards me and hears my audable whisper.  She says “Oh.  If you’d have spoken up I could’ve helped you with that ages ago.  We don’t have that book.  You have to go to a different reading room.”  A braver customer comes up, speaks in a normal voice and is yelled at “Please, sir, have some awareness in the reading room, don’t talk so loud, we don’t have that, go to another reading room”.  Later they brought both me and the other guy the books we asked for.  Why!?

The library has signs up that say “Even if your phone is on silent, please don’t text message in the library”.  Why!?

The other day the librarians were mean to me and they made me cry.  I was embarrassed that librarians could make me cry, until, over the course of the day, I saw they made six girls and three boys cry.  Fine.  Apparently the librarians are a force to be reconed with.  Just you wait, though, someday I’m going to see a librarian cry (not that I’d want anyone to cry, just that the librarians sort of totally deserve it).

Still, I’m doing very cool work on a totally ridiculously cool thing by Donne, so fine.  But honestly, British Library, get a soul.

MLA

If this weblog ever gets picked up by Google, which I keep trying to have happen and which never happens, this is one of the posts that will get a lot of traffic, because I imagine its something that gets Google searched a lot. I bet I’d get even more traffic if I titled it “MLA stylesheet help” or “Quick MLA bibliographic format” or something that would attract high school students.

I’m going to the MLA convention in San Fransisco December 27th through 29th! You know its the place to be and with any luck, I’ll see you there.

Job

I got a job working with a guy who distributes books to universities across Europe from publishers in the U.S. and the U.K.  I can’t take it.  I did it for a day and I don’t get to the library early enough at all if I do this job.  I don’t get any homework done if I do this job.  60 pounds a week is no good, even if it is something like $120, if it doesn’t let me do my school work.

I hate quitting but it has to be done.

The Sword Ghost

I was running through Hampstead Heath, and coming down a grassy hill.  I came up behind a man wearing a black dress (a druid outfit) and a backpack.  There was a handle sticking out of the backpack and as I passed the druid he yelled “track” and drew his sword dramatically from the backpack, to brandish it at me and to yell “track”!  Ettiquette says you yell “track” when you pass someone on a track, but I hadn’t yelled it in this instance, because I was on a trail, not a track.  Anyway, that was that.  He wasn’t a ghost, he was just a guy with a sword.

Shortly after encountering the sword man I came up on a woman wearing an entirely white tunic.  At first I thought she might be a counter part to the druid, but she turned and looked alarmed as I passed, and I realized she was Indian and wearing a sari, and was alarmed that I might be the sword man running after her.

Neither the man in black nor the woman in white were ghosts, but they are part of the ghost stories, anyway.

The Closet Ghost

In graduate school housing my door is near the door that goes to the closet where the brooms and vaccuums and things are kept.  On Friday I was getting out of my room, and jumped around the cleaning woman who was coming out of the cleaning closet, and as I did I looked into the closet and there saw a man who was sitting on an upside down bucket, listening to the radio.  The cleaning woman, whose English is limited, said “He’s a ghost” and slammed the door, re-hiding the man in the closet.  I said “okay” and kept on going.  There’s a ghost in the clsoet, though.

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